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Christmas Jokes

Short Merry Christmas Jokes

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Christmas Jokes is just a sampling of all of the Xmas jokes we have here at Christmas Jokes. Christmas Jokes for everyone! Bring even more holiday cheer to the Christmas season with funny Christmas jokes that are safe for kids of all ages. You can also find more specific collections with jokes for the holidays, including Reindeer Jokes, Rudolph Jokes, Santa Jokes, Elf Jokes and all of our Christmas Joke Collections.

All of these Christmas jokes are clean, kid-safe and family-friendly. Perfect for teachers and parents, Christmas parties, lunch boxes, Christmas craft projects and putting inside Christmas cards. Email or text a joke to someone, share this page on a social media page, or just tell some while you’re out and about.

Here’s an idea for your Christmas party: write some of these Christmas jokes on pieces of paper and put them in a basket. Let guests read them out loud for everyone to enjoy. And guess what? These are also fun to incorporate into your Elf on the Shelf festivities! Elves love jokes!

Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!


What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad!


How did Scrooge with the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!


What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!


What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tonsillitis!


What is the worst disease that you get at Christmas?
Excemas!


What's green, covered in tinsel and goes 'ribbet ribbet'?
A Mistle-toad!


What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'


Why do ghosts live in the fridge?
Because it's cool!


What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!


What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!


Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? They keep losing their needles!


What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple!


What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
"I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!"


What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
You!


Where does Mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!


What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?
Your teeth!

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