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Funny New Years Jokes, Make it a Happy New Year celebration. Get high on jokes and you won’t get a hangover. It’s time to hit refresh as the new year opens its arms with another 365 days for us to embrace. As New Year 2019 unfolds tomorrow, our Jokes will be flooded with new year messages and greetings from friends, family, neighbours, colleagues and friends. It’s an opportunity for you to connect with old friends, colleagues, bosses and send some heartfelt jokes.

Family and friends constitute an important part of our lives and having them by our side is a true blessings. However, apart from friends and family, someone who is a huge part of one’s lives are our life partners. They are the people who stand by us through thick and thin and shower us with love and care, sometimes unconditionally.

Find a new thread to talk about – discuss how their year was and what they have in store for the new year. Here’s help with some hearty ‘Happy New Year’ Jokes for Friends or Family that can help you kick start a new conversation in the new year. Also, remember to pamper yourself in 2019 with a new hobby or a solo trip or a spa session.

Funny New Years Jokes

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, ‘I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?’
‘Aha, you’ll know tonight,’ answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: ‘The meaning of dreams’.


John, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I’ve quit buying.”


“Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother’s mother-in-law. “Now I can’t make up my mind whether he’s my dad or my father-in- law,” says my brother, “or if my mother-in-law is now my stepmother, or whether my child is my daughter or my niece.”


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2019


Boy to a Girl :
“You Are Like A COIN”
Girl: hmmm, wow realy..??
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Boy: No,no actualy i Want To Say ,
Theepay day mounh waliye.
Happy New Year.

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