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New Year Jokes for Lover

Happy New Year Jokes for Lover

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New Year Jokes for Lover, Make it a Happy New Year celebration. Get high on jokes and you won’t get a hangover. It’s time to hit refresh as the new year opens its arms with another 365 days for us to embrace. As New Year 2019 unfolds tomorrow, our Jokes will be flooded with new year messages and greetings from friends, family, neighbours, colleagues and friends. It’s an opportunity for you to connect with old friends, colleagues, bosses and send some heartfelt jokes.

Family and friends constitute an important part of our lives and having them by our side is a true blessings. However, apart from friends and family, someone who is a huge part of one’s lives are our life partners. They are the people who stand by us through thick and thin and shower us with love and care, sometimes unconditionally.

Find a new thread to talk about – discuss how their year was and what they have in store for the new year. Here’s help with some hearty ‘Happy New Year’ Jokes for Friends or Family that can help you kick start a new conversation in the new year. Also, remember to pamper yourself in 2019 with a new hobby or a solo trip or a spa session.

New Year Jokes for Lover

good resolutions. Next week u can begin paving hell with dam as usual.


A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.


This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.


Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.


My New Year’s resolution is to eat better, so from now on, I’m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than McDonalds.


If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet, and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.


Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.


This New Years I resolved to lead a better life. Now all I have to do is find someone who will trade lives with me.


My new years resolution is not to shovel snow. Since I’m gonna be in Florida, I feel pretty good about it.


New Years parades have a lot in common with Santa Claus. Nobody is awake to see either one of them.


Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?”

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