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New Year Jokes in English

Happy New Year Jokes in English

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New Year Jokes in English, Make it a Happy New Year celebration. Get high on jokes and you won’t get a hangover. It’s time to hit refresh as the new year opens its arms with another 365 days for us to embrace. As New Year 2019 unfolds tomorrow, our Jokes will be flooded with new year messages and greetings from friends, family, neighbours, colleagues and friends. It’s an opportunity for you to connect with old friends, colleagues, bosses and send some heartfelt jokes.

Family and friends constitute an important part of our lives and having them by our side is a true blessings. However, apart from friends and family, someone who is a huge part of one’s lives are our life partners. They are the people who stand by us through thick and thin and shower us with love and care, sometimes unconditionally.

Find a new thread to talk about – discuss how their year was and what they have in store for the new year. Here’s help with some hearty ‘Happy New Year’ Jokes for Friends or Family that can help you kick start a new conversation in the new year. Also, remember to pamper yourself in 2019 with a new hobby or a solo trip or a spa session.

New Year Jokes in English

Santa Ρroposed a Girl.
Gιrl said: I Αm 1 year Εlder to you.
Santa said : Oye no problem sοhniye I’ll Μarry you the next Υear… 😀 😛


I have only one resolution.
To explore the difference between wants and needs.
May I have all I need and want all I have.
Happy New Year 2019


John, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I’ve quit buying.


In 2019, may your neighbors respect you,
problems neglect you, angels protect you,
and heaven accepts you.


Dear God, my prayer for 2019 is
a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
Please don’t mix it up like
you did this year


I’m planning on finding new and interesting things
to hate about my job in 2019


Just listened that in 2019 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into words.
I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.


Girl : Janu Ηam year Κi last din Μe aik lοng drive Ρay jayen kya
Ρathan : Nahi g Μeri b.v bemar Ηy mujy usy Ηospital le kr jana Ηy.
Girl:-ωhaaat??
Τum shadi Shuda Ηo
Ρathan:- ham Νy to phly hi Βataya hy k
Μe aik boht Βadi musibat Μa gariftar Ηun…..:-)
Ηappy New Year !

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