Jokes

New Year Jokes Wishes

Happy New Year Jokes Wishes

Christmas JokesChristmas Jokes
320

New Year Jokes Wishes, Make it a Happy New Year celebration. Get high on jokes and you won’t get a hangover. It’s time to hit refresh as the new year opens its arms with another 365 days for us to embrace. As New Year 2019 unfolds tomorrow, our Jokes will be flooded with new year messages and greetings from friends, family, neighbours, colleagues and friends. It’s an opportunity for you to connect with old friends, colleagues, bosses and send some heartfelt jokes.

Family and friends constitute an important part of our lives and having them by our side is a true blessings. However, apart from friends and family, someone who is a huge part of one’s lives are our life partners. They are the people who stand by us through thick and thin and shower us with love and care, sometimes unconditionally.

Find a new thread to talk about – discuss how their year was and what they have in store for the new year. Here’s help with some hearty ‘Happy New Year’ Jokes for Friends or Family that can help you kick start a new conversation in the new year. Also, remember to pamper yourself in 2019 with a new hobby or a solo trip or a spa session.

New Year Jokes Wishes

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.


To kick start my New Year:
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I resolve… I resolve 2…
I resolve 2, uh…
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er…
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er,
off-line work throne, to!


A friend asks his friend 4 a cigrtte. His friend says
I think u made a Nw Yr resolution 2 quit smoking.
Da man says. I am in da process of quitting.Right now
I am in da middle of phase 1. What’s phase 1?
I’ve quit buying


Nw Yr’s Day: Now is da accepted time 2 make ur regular annual
good resolutions. Next week u can begin paving hell with dam as usual.


On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.

Leave a Reply