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Short Christmas Jokes

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Short Christmas Jokes is just a sampling of all of the Xmas jokes we have here at Short Christmas Jokes. Christmas Jokes for everyone! Bring even more holiday cheer to the Christmas season with funny Christmas jokes that are safe for kids of all ages. You can also find more specific collections with jokes for the holidays, including Reindeer Jokes, Rudolph Jokes, Santa Jokes, Elf Jokes and all of our Christmas Joke Collections.

All of these Christmas jokes are clean, kid-safe and family-friendly. Perfect for teachers and parents, Christmas parties, lunch boxes, Christmas craft projects and putting inside Christmas cards. Email or text a joke to someone, share this page on a social media page, or just tell some while you’re out and about.

Here’s an idea for your Christmas party: write some of these Christmas jokes on pieces of paper and put them in a basket. Let guests read them out loud for everyone to enjoy. And guess what? These are also fun to incorporate into your Elf on the Shelf festivities! Elves love jokes!

Short Christmas Jokes

Sending letters to Santa up the chimney is definitely black mail.


What did the reindeer say when he was spotted one Christmas Eve by Little Johnny?
Nothing, reindeers don’t talk.


I heard some strange chatter from the spice cupboard mid-December. But it was just the Season’s greetings.


This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas. I think this time we should let them in.


What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? Santa’s burps.
What is invisible and does NOT smell like milk and cookies? Santa’s farts.


Isn't it embarrassing how Santa ends up having the same wrapping paper like your mum and dad.


At Christmas, mother says to Little Johnny, "Go on and light up the Christmas tree Johnny.“
Johnny runs off happily and comes back after a while, asking, „Should I light up the candles, too“


Where would Santa hide gifts for his elves?
In his clauset.


Why should you never mess with Santa?
Because he’s got a black belt.


Fox News reported news of an unidentified flying object on Christmas Eve.
It was a U-F-ho-ho-ho.


Little girl wrote to Santa, asking him to give her a baby sister for Christmas.
Santa replied promptly, asking her to send her mother.


Where does Santa send the elves‘ wages?
To the snow bank.


Why do spies rarely enjoy the Christmas holidays?
They hate giving away their presence.


What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.


How do we know Santa is a man?
No woman with an ounce of dignity would wear the same outfit for so many years running.


Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes in Christmas wrapping paper. When your child misbehaves, toss one into the fire.


Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?
Because huskies can’t fly.


What would you call an elf who is an excellent swimmer?
An elfin.

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